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Hotel Arthritis (2012)

SUMMARY:

Somebody is killing old people. The weapon of choice: a secret. They are being offed by a masked killer who stalks the halls of the small retirement community in which they live. The story opens with a terrifying murder, creating space on the waiting list for Rose to move in. Upon Rose’s arrival, she is taken on a tour of the grounds by the quirky, offbeat manager: Dale. The odd and brightly colored characters continue to pop up as Fanny, her Jewish gossiping neighbor, introduces Rose to “the gang.” The routine of daily life is all stirred up at the moment. People are disappearing, chaos is erupting, there’s talk of a ghost, and to top things off, there’s an STD outbreak! As terror rises throughout the building, the fear of who’s next and who the killer may be, continues to grow. We find ourselves in the game of “Whodunit?” Is it Desperella: the ground’s custodial manager? Is it Kitty: the sexy activities director? Or Zeke: her punk rock boyfriend? Maybe it’s one of the elder folks suffering from dementia or seeking some sort of revenge… Full of laughs and full of scares – you’ll be on the edge of your seat from the moment you enter the world of Lake View Retirement Home: The place where people come to live… until they die!

CAST:

Rose: Dawn Wells (Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island)
Dale: John Tartaglia (the Tony nominated lead from Avenue Q on Broadway)
Vivian: Lee Meriwether (Catwoman from the 1960’s Batman)
Giovanni: David Proval (Richie Aprile from The Sopranos)
Fanny: Camille Saviola (Mama from Chicago on Broadway and Turtle’s Mom on Entourage)
Kitty: Jacqui Holland (My Best Friend’s Girl, Desperate Housewives)
Rachel: Kiersten Warren (Alex from Saved by the Bell: The College Years)
Hodge: Martin Kove (John Kreese from The Karate Kid I, II, III)
Captain: Jerry Douglas (John Abbott from The Young and the Restless)
Tyrone: Shawn Harrison (Waldo from Family Matters)
Wang: Takayo Fischer (Memoirs of a Geisha, Moneyball)
Mr. Atkins: Robert Towers (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Masters of the Universe)
Desperella: Muffy Bolding (Gingerdead Man series)
Lateesha: Dele Ogundiran (Ugly Betty)
Bruce: Bruce Vilanch (Hollywood Squares)
Norman: Rip Taylor (enough said!)
AND MORE!

Directed by Jason Lockhart

Produced by Michael J. Roth, Jacqui Holland, Joey Stafura, Katrina Herlong & John Mancini