Opening night of â€œCelebrity Autobiographyâ€ at Arsht Center,
1300 Biscayne Blvd., Miami; 8 p.m.; $45; 305/949-6722 or www.arshtcenter.org
Reading the autobiographies of celebrities can be a real chore. Unless youâ€™re Keith Richards, you probably donâ€™t have enough interesting stuff to say to fill an entire tome without resorting to florid self-aggrandizement. But this show singles out the best â€“ and funniest â€“ stories from celebrity autobiographies, filtered through the prism of top comedians and actors. Rachel Dratch, Mario Cantone, Bruce Vilanch, Sharon Gless, Paul Provenza and more will reenact the juiciest tidbits from the likes of Tiger Woods, Justin Bieber, Pamela Anderson and Britney Spears. The show runs through May 15.